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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Tinlad » Mon Oct 19, 2015 11:42 am

Cheers for the explanation Dan! That all makes sense, and 'ischial tuberosity' is a delight to say. :D

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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Jezreel » Sat Oct 24, 2015 4:05 pm

30.7Kgs or 4st 12lbs lost as of today. Under the magic 22stone mark. Next milestone is under 300lbs, still a fatty but getting better.

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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Sam » Sat Oct 24, 2015 4:45 pm

Left is 2013 right is now.

5 stone off, 3 of which in a year.
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Jezreel » Sat Oct 24, 2015 5:22 pm

Much betta

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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Ekona » Sat Oct 24, 2015 5:53 pm

Great work lads :D
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby MrPeg » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:29 pm

Pissed blood, stung like fire.

Saw GP, have antibiotics, hopefully just an infection, fingers crossed.
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Ekona » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:51 pm

Crabs lol
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Polito45 » Tue Dec 08, 2015 1:42 pm

Crabs? :?
What, like they crawled up his penis pipe and he crushed them having a wank? :roll:

I think, to be on the safe side, that you should get a moderately sized webcam sellotaped to the end of a toothbrush stuck up there.
According to Sam it doesn't hurt at all. It's the only way to be sure. ;)
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby MrPeg » Wed Dec 09, 2015 6:14 pm

I'll stick to peeing I a cup and taking antibiotics thanks :P
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Sam » Wed Dec 09, 2015 8:45 pm

Usually they'd send you for a camera up the dickhole for haematuria :D
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Helios » Wed Dec 09, 2015 8:48 pm

Does it go in easier if it's an erect nob or a flaccid nob?
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Polito45 » Wed Dec 09, 2015 9:04 pm

:D

Good luck getting and keeping a stiffy when some bloke in a white coat and surgical gloves
tells you to drop your trousers, because he wants to stick something up your penis. :?
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Sam » Wed Dec 09, 2015 10:42 pm

Polito45 wrote::D

Good luck getting and keeping a stiffy when some bloke in a white coat and surgical gloves
tells you to drop your trousers, because he wants to stick something up your penis. :?


And the room would be full of other people. Usually consultant, endoscopist, some theatre nurses, and some other surgical staff.
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Helios » Thu Dec 10, 2015 7:46 am

That's all very interesting.
But it doesn't answer my question.

Is it easier to shove a camcorder through a hard dick or a soft dick?
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Polito45 » Thu Dec 10, 2015 2:30 pm

It's a moot point as it would prove incredibly difficult to maintain an erection
while a surgical instrument was being inserted into your pee pee hole unless
you were a raving masochist or had ingested copious amounts of Viagra.

Having said that... I imagine it would be easier flaccid as a penis engorged with blood
would constrict the pee pee tube enabling the shooting, under pressure, of spunk across a room or car park.

Hope this helps.
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