Health & Fitness

[Tinlad]

Cheers for the explanation Dan! That all makes sense, and 'ischial tuberosity' is a delight to say.

[Jezreel]

30.7Kgs or 4st 12lbs lost as of today. Under the magic 22stone mark. Next milestone is under 300lbs, still a fatty but getting better.

[Sam]

Left is 2013 right is now.

5 stone off, 3 of which in a year.

[Jezreel]

Much betta

[Ekona]

Great work lads

[MrPeg]

Pissed blood, stung like fire.

Saw GP, have antibiotics, hopefully just an infection, fingers crossed.

[Ekona]

Crabs lol

[Polito45]

Crabs?
What, like they crawled up his penis pipe and he crushed them having a wank?

I think, to be on the safe side, that you should get a moderately sized webcam sellotaped to the end of a toothbrush stuck up there.
According to Sam it doesn't hurt at all. It's the only way to be sure.

[MrPeg]

I'll stick to peeing I a cup and taking antibiotics thanks

[Sam]

Usually they'd send you for a camera up the dickhole for haematuria

[Helios]

Does it go in easier if it's an erect nob or a flaccid nob?

[Polito45]

Good luck getting and keeping a stiffy when some bloke in a white coat and surgical gloves
tells you to drop your trousers, because he wants to stick something up your penis.

[Sam]

:D

Good luck getting and keeping a stiffy when some bloke in a white coat and surgical gloves
tells you to drop your trousers, because he wants to stick something up your penis.

And the room would be full of other people. Usually consultant, endoscopist, some theatre nurses, and some other surgical staff.

[Helios]

That's all very interesting.
But it doesn't answer my question.

Is it easier to shove a camcorder through a hard dick or a soft dick?

[Polito45]

It's a moot point as it would prove incredibly difficult to maintain an erection
while a surgical instrument was being inserted into your pee pee hole unless
you were a raving masochist or had ingested copious amounts of Viagra.

Having said that... I imagine it would be easier flaccid as a penis engorged with blood
would constrict the pee pee tube enabling the shooting, under pressure, of spunk across a room or car park.

Hope this helps.