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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Helios » Tue Jan 05, 2016 9:33 pm

Sounds nasty, Sam.
Being 15 is hitting you harder than most.

PS: Vomit in a bucket, not the toilet.
When you're done vomiting you pour some water in the bucket, swirl it about a bit and pour it into the toilet.
Then you wash the bucket.
Only idiots vomit in something that has the potential to splash them.
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Sam » Wed Jan 06, 2016 4:05 am

lolz well sometimes it comes out of the blue so you just have to go where you go...

It seems to be happening most of the time if I'm trying to sleep, for sure. I'll be fine for an hour or so just lying there, but any bit of movement like even rolling over a little sets it off.

And I don't think it's any of the crazy serious things polito suggested, it just came on suddenly within a short space of time.
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Polito45 » Wed Jan 06, 2016 2:50 pm

Sam wrote:...And I don't think it's any of the crazy serious things polito suggested...


Crazy Serious???!!! WTF?
I copied all that from a letter that was sent to me. :mrgreen:
Ok, I take it back. You're grand, I'm fucked. ;)

P.S Don't get sick in a bucket. There's nothing more disgusting than having to wash out a bucket you've been sick in.
If you have V+D and you D in the toilet and then you need to V, just fucking flush the T as you spin around.

Good luck with it anyway.
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Sam » Wed Jan 06, 2016 3:49 pm

I did flush - doesn't stop the smell though lol
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Ekona » Wed Jan 06, 2016 4:22 pm

I just did my first ever 5k since, well, forever. Took me about 40mins, wasn't keeping an exact time and actually did 5.8k in the end anyway.

Totally fucked. Now I know why I don't run! :lol:
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Sam » Wed Jan 06, 2016 4:35 pm

Good job!
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Ekona » Wed Jan 06, 2016 4:57 pm

My legs are still aching lol
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Helios » Wed Jan 06, 2016 7:20 pm

There's nothing disgusting about your own vomit.
I'm not saying you should wash your face with it, I'm saying use the bathtub, a sponge and lots of water to wash the bucket out after you've poured the vomit down the toilet.
The added benefit is you can vomit and shit at the same time. While taking a selfie.
:)

You can also keep the bucket near your bed and if you feel a vomit coming on you don't have to rush to the toilet.

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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby RB » Wed Jan 06, 2016 7:31 pm

I vomit into a bag when my body demands a double ejection. Easier to dispose of and no cleanup.
A slight majority of a statistically worthless sample size agree.

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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Helios » Wed Jan 06, 2016 7:33 pm

I only vomit in a bag if I get car or air sick.

How do you dispose of a vomit filled bag when you're at home?
Just chuck it in the bin?
I'd be scared that it would burst when something else landed on top and then the inside of my bin would be coated in vomit. :(

Nobody has made a poll in ages.

Best place to vomit:
- Toilet
- Bag
- Bucket
- The pavemment
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby RB » Wed Jan 06, 2016 7:35 pm

I throw it over the neighbour's fence with the dog shit bags.
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Polito45 » Wed Jan 06, 2016 7:44 pm

Ok, so I'll admit that you make a good point about the practically of having a portable vomit bucket.

BUT

If you think there's nothing disgusting about your own vomit then you've never:
Gone out and drunk 10 pints of Guinness.
Had a kebab on the way home in a place that smelt faintly of piss.
Gotten a basin from under the sink to take to bed with you when you got home.
Had the spins whilst in the bed and spoken to God on the big green plastic bucket.
Woken up the next day and had to look at a pile of something that looks like it came off the set of The Evil Dead. :|

RB wrote:I throw it over the neighbour's fence with the dog shit bags.

:D

P.S I now have a mental image of Dan running with diarrhea. :?
Is he going to make it? Is it actually coming out? Where's he running to anyway - the park?
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Helios » Wed Jan 06, 2016 7:49 pm

No, I've never done any of those things.


RB made me laugh. :)
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Sam » Wed Jan 06, 2016 8:44 pm

Polito45 wrote:Ok, so I'll admit that you make a good point about the practically of having a portable vomit bucket.

BUT

If you think there's nothing disgusting about your own vomit then you've never:
Gone out and drunk 10 pints of Guinness.
Had a kebab on the way home in a place that smelt faintly of piss.
Gotten a basin from under the sink to take to bed with you when you got home.
Had the spins whilst in the bed and spoken to God on the big green plastic bucket.
Woken up the next day and had to look at a pile of something that looks like it came off the set of The Evil Dead. :|

RB wrote:I throw it over the neighbour's fence with the dog shit bags.

:D

P.S I now have a mental image of Dan running with diarrhea. :?
Is he going to make it? Is it actually coming out? Where's he running to anyway - the park?


Have done this myself with Guinness.

As well as that time I shat on the bathroom floor.
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Polito45 » Wed Jan 06, 2016 8:46 pm

:D lolz

What happened? Did you just miss the toilet?
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