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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Sam » Wed Jan 06, 2016 8:49 pm

Nah I was just utterly fucked out my tree on the stuff, was having a shit, about to nip it off, and fell off the bowl.

Worst bit was it woke my mum up so she came in and I was lying on the bathroom floor with a log lying behind me surrounded in a moat of Guinness shits, and I was fast asleep.
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Polito45 » Wed Jan 06, 2016 9:02 pm

Hehehehe... :lol:

So the log was the kebab, right?
Your poor mother. :D
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Sam » Wed Jan 06, 2016 9:04 pm

She had to wipe me and put me to bed, and when she was walking me across the hall I was still letting out little dingleberries....


I had to find somewhere else to live after that. I also threw up all over the wall whilst trying to hold onto it.
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Tinlad » Wed Jan 06, 2016 9:53 pm

Sam wrote:Nah I was just utterly fucked out my tree on the stuff, was having a shit, about to nip it off, and fell off the bowl.

Worst bit was it woke my mum up so she came in and I was lying on the bathroom floor with a log lying behind me surrounded in a moat of Guinness shits, and I was fast asleep.

:lol: Just had to explain to my wife why I was sitting here shaking with silent laughter.

That's horrifically hilarious.

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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby RB » Thu Jan 14, 2016 10:33 pm

It's 9 years since I quit smoking.
A slight majority of a statistically worthless sample size agree.

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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Ekona » Thu Jan 14, 2016 10:53 pm

And me! And Jez! :D

We're all awesome 8)
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Polito45 » Fri Jan 15, 2016 12:38 am

Well done! ;)

1 year & 2 months for me.
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Ekona » Fri Jan 15, 2016 7:30 am

Gratz dude, that's a great achievement :)
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby bananahead » Fri Jan 15, 2016 6:53 pm

I haven't quit smoking.













I would have to start first.

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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby RB » Fri Jan 15, 2016 7:16 pm

Weakling.
A slight majority of a statistically worthless sample size agree.

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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby bananahead » Fri Jan 15, 2016 7:24 pm

RB wrote:Weakling.


+1

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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Polito45 » Fri Jan 15, 2016 7:29 pm

All the best people start smoking... and then stop. ;)
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Ekona » Fri Jan 15, 2016 8:08 pm

HARDCORE BRO
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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Jezreel » Sun Jan 17, 2016 7:44 pm

Well done smoke free pals.
I put half a stone on over Christmas, time to knuckle down and get rid

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Re: Health & Fitness

Postby Ekona » Sun Jan 17, 2016 7:58 pm

I put on two stone over the last few months, but so far this year I've lost 5lbs so it's coming back off slowly.
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