Slow days

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Jezreel

Slow days

Postby Jezreel » Thu Feb 28, 2013 6:29 pm

Really? Nothing all day?
Losers.
I eat million dollar deals for breakfast

I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing.
Comeon

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Re: Slow days

Postby Polito45 » Thu Feb 28, 2013 6:57 pm

I have never been good at reading between the lines.
My brain interprets your post in this way:

Jezreel wrote:I eat million dollar deals for breakfast and drink several pints of Guinness at lunch time.

I'm talking about liquid (bit pissed).
I'd like to be Rich enough to have my own jet and drink Brandy all day and not this Guinness piss.
Rich enough not to waste time chasing girls around the place and just buy blowjobs.
Fifty, a hundred million dollars worth of blowjobs, buddy. The player of Games is a good book.

Or nothing... crashing now, having suicidal thoughts.

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Re: Slow days

Postby MEGAHYDER » Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:01 pm

Jezreel wrote:Really? Nothing all day?
Losers.
I eat million dollar deals for breakfast

I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing.
Comeon


this is so great

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Re: Slow days

Postby Ekona » Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:47 am

I'm still ill, that's my excuse. And it's a rubbish one.
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Re: Slow days

Postby Jezreel » Fri Mar 01, 2013 7:02 pm

It was Gecko tru and through.
Thanks Hyder, one belly rub for you my friend.
Ekonanananan you need a large cup of man flu basher deodorant.
Light your pubes on fire, your flu will feel insignificant.

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Re: Slow days

Postby MEGAHYDER » Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:00 pm

i went to a brazilian restaurant tonight and ate so much fucking beef

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Re: Slow days

Postby RB » Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:04 pm

Did they just have a thin strip of tablecloth on the tables?
A slight majority of a statistically worthless sample size agree.

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Re: Slow days

Postby Jezreel » Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:58 am

Tablethong
I love beef. It's nice here>< might do a BBQ quick smart.
Get me a snapback cap and smack some cow on the rack.

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Re: Slow days

Postby RB » Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:10 am

Are you sure you love beef or do you just think you love beef and what you actually love is horse.
A slight majority of a statistically worthless sample size agree.

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Re: Slow days

Postby Jezreel » Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:23 am

I like horse, I love beef. I have a grinder so make my own burgers from gindered steak precious.

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Re: Slow days

Postby Helios » Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:41 pm

I wouldn't mind tasting a bit of horse.
But sadly all my meat comes from an actual butcher.
Unless he's been sourcing little ponies those are legs of lamb hanging up in the freezer.
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Re: Slow days

Postby Jezreel » Sat Mar 02, 2013 6:59 pm

It's not that different from beef unsurprisingly

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Re: Slow days

Postby RB » Sat Mar 02, 2013 8:02 pm

You know how they keep saying they found horse DNA in food? My brother-in-law just said, "Maybe it wasn't horse meat, maybe a horse just fucked the cow".

His sister the vet just called him a crack baby.
A slight majority of a statistically worthless sample size agree.


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