Sam said he was going to die...

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Sam said he was going to die...

Postby Helios » Mon Dec 12, 2016 9:28 pm

...but now the thread is gone.

What happened?


I'm not joking, by the way.
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Re: Sam said he was going to die...

Postby Ekona » Mon Dec 12, 2016 9:51 pm

He didn't.

Die, that is. Sam lives on, 14 forever!
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Re: Sam said he was going to die...

Postby RB » Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:32 am

What happened?
A slight majority of a statistically worthless sample size agree.

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Re: Sam said he was going to die...

Postby Helios » Tue Dec 13, 2016 7:46 am

He said that he had a test for prostate cancer and that he got a score of 100.
He also said he was 25, not 14.
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Re: Sam said he was going to die...

Postby RB » Tue Dec 13, 2016 8:54 am

Is 100 bad?
A slight majority of a statistically worthless sample size agree.

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Re: Sam said he was going to die...

Postby siteguru » Tue Dec 13, 2016 9:50 am

I saw that thread too. Search for PSA score to find out whether 100 is good or not (it isn't, if it is 100 ng/ml).

And yes .. Sam will always be 14. :)

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Re: Sam said he was going to die...

Postby kingweed » Tue Dec 13, 2016 3:28 pm

Wait.

What?

What is going on here?

Yes, >100 is almost = 18months left.

As brutal as that is, it therefore shouldn't be a joke...

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Re: Sam said he was going to die...

Postby Ekona » Tue Dec 13, 2016 7:46 pm

He's fine, it was an error in the results.
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Re: Sam said he was going to die...

Postby Helios » Tue Dec 13, 2016 8:42 pm

I always wondered if he knew his numbers.
Kids in school these days barely know anything.

Sam, come on here and type out your times tables.
I need to check on you.
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Re: Sam said he was going to die...

Postby RB » Tue Dec 13, 2016 8:48 pm

I'm glad nobody is going to die (earlier than normal).
A slight majority of a statistically worthless sample size agree.

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Re: Sam said he was going to die...

Postby Sam » Tue Dec 27, 2016 12:47 am

What happened was...

I had to go for tests, and the idiot told me my PSA was in the hundreds when the stupid cunt cant read a simple decimal point.

I'm still alive.

But I have to go get a camera up the dickhole (flexible cystoscopy).

edit: so when I got my results I got smashed for like 3 days straight thinking Im fucked. Then I deleted the thread. Sorry for worrying.
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Re: Sam said he was going to die...

Postby Jezreel » Sun Jan 22, 2017 3:46 am

good luck with the dick poke

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Re: Sam said he was going to die...

Postby Sam » Sat Jan 28, 2017 8:32 pm

I have to go on tuesday for ulstrasound then after than what's called a "Flexible Cystoscopy"

yay
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Re: Sam said he was going to die...

Postby Dr Don » Sun Oct 29, 2017 6:46 pm

So any result from the tests?

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Re: Sam said he was going to die...

Postby Sam » Mon Nov 06, 2017 3:41 am

Yeah, fuck all wrong with me.

Apart from the odd episode of pissing blood it's all good.

(I bought a new house in June and only got internet last week my bad).
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