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Re: Rants

Postby Sam » Tue Mar 29, 2016 7:40 pm

Jesus fuck, I did something bad to my right calf today.

Woke up 8am, stretched, and felt what can only be described as a rubber band going in the back of your leg. I held the back of my calf as hard as I could but it did nothing. I was in fucking agony.

My left leg felt fine, but the right, had this weird fucking really toned feeling at the muscle. As if it was solidly constantly tensed.

Holy fuck it hurt. Think I've snapped the muscle. Holy fuuuuck.
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Re: Rants

Postby Helios » Tue Mar 29, 2016 9:06 pm

Wiggle your toes.
By force if you have to.

If you can't manage that you should stand up and use the floor to stretch your calf muscle by force.

Then wiggle your toes.

It's happened to me before.
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Re: Rants

Postby Tinlad » Wed Mar 30, 2016 11:45 am

It's cramp. I get the same from time to time (with exactly the same trigger). It's horrible way to wake up.

My normal tactic is to rub my calf muscle hard with my knuckles whilst whimpering like a little girl.

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Re: Rants

Postby Ekona » Wed Mar 30, 2016 12:23 pm

I get this all the time, for me it's scar tissue formed around my discectomy surgery pressing slightly on the nerves. Means I can make my calf cramp on command, which is quite fun for improving pain thresholds :D

Hurts like fuck in the AM when you stretch and get it wrong though :lol:
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Re: Rants

Postby Sam » Sat Apr 02, 2016 12:28 pm

Nah, think I've definitely pulled it, still walking funny :lol:
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Re: Rants

Postby siteguru » Sat Apr 02, 2016 2:47 pm

Well stop pulling it then. That way the erection will subside and you'll be able to walk properly again. :)

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Re: Rants

Postby Sam » Wed May 11, 2016 10:24 pm

Had all my clothes for work sitting ironed and folded on the kitchen table. Opened a bottle of ginger of ale that had been sitting on the kitchen table, unmoved for a week.

Fucking BOOM everywhere.

Now I have to wash all them again... fuck sake.
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Re: Rants

Postby Ekona » Thu May 12, 2016 11:00 am

:lol: You twat! :lol:

Never ever ever go near clean washing with anything. Ever. They should teach that at school, really.
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Re: Rants

Postby Sam » Mon May 16, 2016 7:36 pm

It was sitting unopened for weeks! Damnit.
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Re: Rants

Postby Mr.Clark » Tue May 31, 2016 8:19 pm

Didn't get another job because the other applicant had no notice period.

Goddamn it.
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Re: Rants

Postby Ekona » Tue May 31, 2016 9:11 pm

Arse :(

What was it for?
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Re: Rants

Postby Sam » Tue May 31, 2016 11:53 pm

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Re: Rants

Postby Polito45 » Wed Jun 01, 2016 12:52 am

Are you feeling lucky cunt?

There is a certain kind of poetic justice there. :mrgreen:
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Re: Rants

Postby Mr.Clark » Thu Jun 02, 2016 7:16 pm

Ekona wrote:Arse :(

What was it for?

SysAdmin at a fairly nice looking company in Northampton.

Turns out, it's also let down the IT manager, as all of the higher ups in IT have a pool on who's going to hand in their notice next. I was a bit offended he'd bet on me until he pointed out that he thought I'd have the best chance of getting out of the company...

Oh well. Leaving do for one of our first liners tomorrow. Woot cocktails!
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Re: Rants

Postby Helios » Sat Jun 25, 2016 8:44 am

Why the fuck is Facebook forcing me to change my name and upload ID?
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