Jesus fuck, I did something bad to my right calf today.
Woke up 8am, stretched, and felt what can only be described as a rubber band going in the back of your leg. I held the back of my calf as hard as I could but it did nothing. I was in fucking agony.
My left leg felt fine, but the right, had this weird fucking really toned feeling at the muscle. As if it was solidly constantly tensed.
Holy fuck it hurt. Think I've snapped the muscle. Holy fuuuuck.
Rants
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Wiggle your toes.
By force if you have to.
If you can't manage that you should stand up and use the floor to stretch your calf muscle by force.
Then wiggle your toes.
It's happened to me before.
By force if you have to.
If you can't manage that you should stand up and use the floor to stretch your calf muscle by force.
Then wiggle your toes.
It's happened to me before.
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Tinlad
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It's cramp. I get the same from time to time (with exactly the same trigger). It's horrible way to wake up.
My normal tactic is to rub my calf muscle hard with my knuckles whilst whimpering like a little girl.
My normal tactic is to rub my calf muscle hard with my knuckles whilst whimpering like a little girl.
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Ekona
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I get this all the time, for me it's scar tissue formed around my discectomy surgery pressing slightly on the nerves. Means I can make my calf cramp on command, which is quite fun for improving pain thresholds 
Hurts like fuck in the AM when you stretch and get it wrong though
Hurts like fuck in the AM when you stretch and get it wrong though
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Had all my clothes for work sitting ironed and folded on the kitchen table. Opened a bottle of ginger of ale that had been sitting on the kitchen table, unmoved for a week.
Fucking BOOM everywhere.
Now I have to wash all them again... fuck sake.
Fucking BOOM everywhere.
Now I have to wash all them again... fuck sake.
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Ekona
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You twat! Never ever ever go near clean washing with anything. Ever. They should teach that at school, really.
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Are you feeling lucky cunt?
There is a certain kind of poetic justice there.
I thought your last name was Cunt... I mean Clint.
There is a certain kind of poetic justice there.
I thought your last name was Cunt... I mean Clint.
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Ekona wrote:Arse
What was it for?
SysAdmin at a fairly nice looking company in Northampton.
Turns out, it's also let down the IT manager, as all of the higher ups in IT have a pool on who's going to hand in their notice next. I was a bit offended he'd bet on me until he pointed out that he thought I'd have the best chance of getting out of the company...
Oh well. Leaving do for one of our first liners tomorrow. Woot cocktails!
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