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Re: Trivia

Postby Ekona » Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:08 pm

ARGH BE QUIET YOU TWO
"Chav kids are like sand people. They're easily startled but they'll be back, and in greater numbers."

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Re: Trivia

Postby Polito45 » Wed Mar 09, 2016 11:20 pm

Anal abscess my arse. I once had a doctor tell me that he would have to break the membrane behind one of my testicles.
I laughed hysterically for about 20 minutes... and that was before he performed the procedure.

Pussies. :roll:
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Re: Trivia

Postby siteguru » Thu Mar 10, 2016 9:29 am

Shades of Monty Python? 8)

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Re: Trivia

Postby Polito45 » Thu Mar 10, 2016 2:09 pm

Splitters!!!

@RB You got shot in the arm and crashed your car?
You never told us you were a get away driver. :o
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Re: Trivia

Postby RB » Thu Mar 10, 2016 2:40 pm

I was an 8 year old passenger when a blind old fuck didn't stop at a junction and T-boned my mum's car. My left hand was essentially crushed and I had breaks from my left shoulder down to my left thigh. Still I was 8 and indestructible like all kids so 3 months later I was fine.

I got shot a couple of years ago while duck hunting. Some fucking retard split from the group and went behind a hedge. When a duck flew up he swung round and fired. It went through the hedge, missing the duck but hitting my arm. 4 steel shot pellets went in about 2 inches.

He was charged with something like reckless endangerment or negligent wounding or some such crime. He got a £1000 fine that I saw fuck all of and lost his shotgun certificate for at least 10 years. Cunt.
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Re: Trivia

Postby Ekona » Thu Mar 10, 2016 2:41 pm

Should've shot him back :mrgreen:
"Chav kids are like sand people. They're easily startled but they'll be back, and in greater numbers."

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Re: Trivia

Postby Polito45 » Thu Mar 10, 2016 4:03 pm

That's exactly what happened to my grandfather. He was out hunting pheasant with his best mate.
They weren't having any luck so decided to split up. 20 minutes later his mate shot him in the head.
He was blinded for the rest of his life. He was a bit of a cunt anyway, so nobody was too bothered about it.

Best story I heard was from a guy I worked with from the north. Climbing over a wire fence the trigger snagged on a stray bit of wire.
He had his thumb over the end of the barrel. Blew the top of it off. He said the worst part was watching his dog chewing his thumb.

I went out with a girl years ago. Her gobshite of a father parked outside their house on the main road and let her get out on the passenger side.
She was 8 years old. Driver smashed into her and her hip and left leg were crushed. She had to have multiple operations and walks with a pronounced limp to this day.
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Re: Trivia

Postby Ekona » Thu Mar 10, 2016 4:16 pm

That was funny until the last part :(
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Re: Trivia

Postby RB » Thu Mar 10, 2016 5:09 pm

Ekona wrote:Should've shot him back :mrgreen:

I was too concerned about the £7000 shotgun I'd dropped in the mud and then got blood on :(
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Re: Trivia

Postby Polito45 » Thu Mar 10, 2016 5:35 pm

Ekona wrote:That was funny until the last part :(


Yeah, when I eventually met her father I felt like calling him a stupid, useless, careless twat.
Of course I didn't. I bought him a pint instead. :roll:
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Re: Trivia

Postby RB » Thu Mar 10, 2016 6:12 pm

You were old enough to buy a pint and she was 8? :jimmysavileemoticon:
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Re: Trivia

Postby Polito45 » Thu Mar 10, 2016 7:02 pm

lol ... I was wondering how long it would take you to get to that. :mrgreen:

She was 8 when it happened. She was in her mid 20s when I met her.
Thankfully, I can report that her fanny was not broken in the incident.
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Re: Trivia

Postby Jezreel » Thu Mar 10, 2016 8:46 pm

#gunsdontkillpeoplerappersdo

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Re: Trivia

Postby Sean » Sat Mar 12, 2016 4:31 pm

2 free tickets to the Gadget Show (courtesy of HotUKDeals) at the NEC in a couple of weeks if anyone is interested.

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Re: Trivia

Postby RB » Fri Mar 18, 2016 9:21 pm

I finally got fibre .....

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...that's on WiFi too, wired connections get 72Mb download and a single digit ping.

That'll do pig, that'll do.
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