I'm not even sure what you're trying to say.keasy wrote:Fuck them.
Tory dimwitted inbred fucks.
Anything to help their peers and rich bedfellows.
Allowing GP's to run trust budgets ? How long until GP's are groupoing together under the one company banner ?
GP - ' Yes Mr. Smioth you have cancer of the entire body and will die within one week unless you visit a specialist'
Mr Smioth - ' Really doctor ? OMG am I going to die if I do not visit this specialist ? '
GP - 'Yes I'm afraid you are'
Mr Smioth - ' Okay doc book me in'
GP - ' Certainly Mr Smioth, please before we proceed, sign this piece of legalese deliberately confusing agreement'
Mr Smioth - ' what is this agreement Doc ? I'm a bit poorly and have left my reading specs at home'
GP- ' Bwuhawhawhahw, sorry Mr Smioth that wasn't an evil laugh, my mate from the pub just sent me a diorty text. Very unprofessional I know but not to worry. where were we ? Oh yes, nothing to worry about Mr Smioth the agreement is simply to agree that Doctors Corp (reg tm) will reserve the right to pass opinion and also treatment to other involved parties'
Mr Smioth - ' But doc the only other involved parties I see are registered under the name Doctors Corp as well. What's that about ?'
'GP - ' Nothing Mr Smioth, it's just some old pals from Eton that I know, yes we just happen to have some shared business interest, hahahaha, but that;s nothing to do with the fact the clinic just two streets away could have diagnosed a preventative action that would give you at least two years. Hahahaha, what a scam eh Mr Smioth ? But not to worry, you'll be dead in eight days time so who gives a toss eh ? what what ? Next customer, erm patient please Valerie. Before they enter my surgery, what's their home address ? Are we looking at potential Doctors Corp customers or Private Care For You (because you are rich) potential sales ?....................
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