Ooh, do it on the 17th this week, Paddy's Day!
You know what? I reckon they should ban any politicians from either the U.K. or the EU taking part in the negotiating process. Think about it: At some point one of them is going to make a decision that has nothing to do with what's best for either side, but because it's politically sensitive. Might be us saying "Nope, no bloody foreigners" to help the UKIP lot, or it might be them going "Nope, trade tariff much higher" as otherwise other countries might want out too.
We should just let proper business people do it instead. They won't give a fig about politics, just about getting the right deal. Send in The Branson!
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