Nice (cheap) ebook reader

[Ekona]

Sounds fair enough, if that's the going rate.

[Polito45]

I think charging £20 plus delivery. Is that kind?

Yes. Thanks dude.

[Helios]

Delivery charge: £1000.


And I reset it to factory settings.
No poop included.

[kingweed]

I think you should honour your original deal

[Helios]

You mean zero?
Sure why not.

If you don't want to pay £20 then that's OK with me, Polito.
Just pay the £1000 for delivery.

[Ekona]

No, he meant including the loli and manga

[Polito45]

Delivery charge: £1000.

Damn! You could have told me you lived on Jupiter...

I think you should honour your original deal

No, he meant including the loli and manga

...And I reset it to factory settings.

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not the loli.

If you don't want to pay £20 then that's OK with me, Polito.

No dude, I'm good with that... if you could just shave a smidgen off the delivery charge?

[Polito45]

Yay! I likes it.
Dude, I thought you said you wiped this thing? It's full of animated filth... thanks BTW.

[Dan]

Helios is the best.

[Helios]

You obviously haven't switched it on....
It has a black and white screen.

You're welcome.
Even though you didn't pay the full delivery charge and set me back a slip of gold pressed latinum to get it to you.

[Polito45]

I did switch it on! I have my first book on it - The Hydrogen Sonata by Iain M. Banks.
I'm just getting lazy with my Photoshopping skillz.

I'm paying the £1000 delivery charge in instalments.
I fully intend to pay another £1 off it within the next millennium.


Actually, we've had a Yellow Rain (piss?) Alert for the last couple of days.
When I opened the door to the delivery guy it was like a scene from Waterworld.
He handed me this limp, soaked package, but ensured me that the contents would "probably" be grand.
The Kindle was fine but the underpants you sent me had a damp patch on the front.
I guess some of the water got in...

[Helios]

Ewww...

[Polito45]