Yeah, I wish they'd stop pissing about with fiddly bits that you strap on to yourself.
What we need is a cupboard. A cupboard that's actually a super computer.
You step in. Everything goes dark, and it shoots a fucking metallic spike into the back of your neck.
It accesses your visual cortex and your nervous system and drops you into fucking hell.
It then shits you out the back after a few hours, a babbling mess.