Abducted and abandoned by a flock of spacefaring lesbianoid sheep.
Probed, but not in a good way. Just asked questions like "How did you get on with your parents?"
- Frankly I would have preferred the anal thing.
So that's me in a nutshell really... em, what else?
Oh, I once sent cigars to Jez laced with a mild narcotic I found in a cave on the planet Dagphania.
He was never the same again.
Some years ago Ekona sent me one of his sweaty t-shirts which I wore for a year and didn't wash.
I promised never to tell anybody... and I never will.