Sam said he was going to die...

[Helios]

...but now the thread is gone.

What happened?


I'm not joking, by the way.

[Ekona]

He didn't.

Die, that is. Sam lives on, 14 forever!

[RB]

What happened?

[Helios]

He said that he had a test for prostate cancer and that he got a score of 100.
He also said he was 25, not 14.

[RB]

Is 100 bad?

[siteguru]

I saw that thread too. Search for PSA score to find out whether 100 is good or not (it isn't, if it is 100 ng/ml).

And yes .. Sam will always be 14.

[kingweed]

Wait.

What?

What is going on here?

Yes, >100 is almost = 18months left.

As brutal as that is, it therefore shouldn't be a joke...

[Ekona]

He's fine, it was an error in the results.

[Helios]

I always wondered if he knew his numbers.
Kids in school these days barely know anything.

Sam, come on here and type out your times tables.
I need to check on you.

[RB]

I'm glad nobody is going to die (earlier than normal).

[Sam]

What happened was...

I had to go for tests, and the idiot told me my PSA was in the hundreds when the stupid cunt cant read a simple decimal point.

I'm still alive.

But I have to go get a camera up the dickhole (flexible cystoscopy).

edit: so when I got my results I got smashed for like 3 days straight thinking Im fucked. Then I deleted the thread. Sorry for worrying.

[Jezreel]

good luck with the dick poke

[Sam]

I have to go on tuesday for ulstrasound then after than what's called a "Flexible Cystoscopy"

yay

[Dr Don]

So any result from the tests?

[Sam]

Yeah, fuck all wrong with me.

Apart from the odd episode of pissing blood it's all good.

(I bought a new house in June and only got internet last week my bad).